So it started with the immigration information bore
You got to know, gambling floor
Then to the Studio 54 you got to go

Now we're leaving L A S Vegas two times
Crazy horse too spent us dry
Vietnam vet taxi ride
L A S Vegas

So parted at the ground floor
Front door, car hire room for four
We gotta go, rambling slow
Then to the LA marquis all the imitation folk
We got to go

Now we're leaving L A S Vegas two times
Crazy horse too spent us dry
Vietnam vet taxi ride
L A S Vegas

Leave (woo)
Leave (woo)
Leave (woo)
Leave (woo)

Now we're leaving L A S Vegas two times
Crazy horse too spent us dry
Vietnam vet taxi ride
Come again we'll make you fly
Vietnam vet taxi ride
Crazy horse too spent us dry
L A S Vegas two times

Ever see a blind man cross the road
Trying to make the other side
Ever see a young girl growing old
Trying to make herself a bride

So what becomes of you my love
When they have finally stripped you of
The handbags and the gladrags
That your poor old Grandad had to sweat to buy you

Once I was a young man
And all I thought I had to do was smile
Well you are still a young girl
And you bought everything in style

So once you think you're in you're out
'Cos you don't mean a single thing without
The handbags and the gladrags
That your poor old Grandad had to sweat to buy you

Sing a song of six-pence for your sake
And take a bottle full of rye
Four and twenty blackbirds in a cake
And bake them all in a pie

They told me you missed school today
So what I suggest you just throw them all away
The handbags and the gladrags
That your poor old Grandad had to sweat to buy
Oh oh

They told me you missed school today
So what I suggest you just throw them all away
The handbags and the gladrags
That your poor old Grandad had to sweat to buy you

Ba, ba, na, na, ba, ba, ba, na, na
Ba, ba, na, na, ba, ba, ba, na, na
Ba, ba, na, na, ba, ba, ba, na, na
Ba, ba, na, na, ba, ba, ba, na, na

San Francisco Bay
Past Pier 39
Early pm
Can't remember what time
Got the waiting cab
Stopped at the red light
Address, unsure of
But it turned out just right

It started straight off
Coming here is hell
That's his first words
We asked what he meant
He said where ya from
We told him our lot
When ya take a holiday
Is this what you want

So have a nice day
(Ba, ba, na, na, ba, ba, ba, na, na)
Have a nice day
(Ba, ba, na, na, ba, ba, ba, na, na)
Have a nice day
(Ba, ba, na, na, ba, ba, ba, na, na)
Have a nice day
(Ba, ba, na, na, ba, ba, ba, na, na)

Lie around all day
Have a drink to chase
Yourself and tourists, yeah
That's what I hate
He said we're going wrong
We've all become the same
We dress the same ways
Only our accents change

So have a nice day
(Ba, ba, na, na, ba, ba, ba, na, na)
Have a nice day
(Ba, ba, na, na, ba, ba, ba, na, na)
Have a nice day
(Ba, ba, na, na, ba, ba, ba, na, na)
Have a nice day
(Ba, ba, na, na, ba, ba, ba, na, na)

Oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ba, ba, na, na, ba, ba, ba, na, na
Ba, ba, na, na, ba, ba, ba, na, na

Swim in the ocean
That be my dish
I drive around all day
And kill processed fish
It's all money gum
No artists anymore
You're only in it now
To make more, more, more

So have a nice day
(Ba, ba, na, na, ba, ba, ba, na, na)
Have a nice day
(Ba, ba, na, na, ba, ba, ba, na, na)
Have a nice day
(Ba, ba, na, na, ba, ba, ba, na, na)
Have a nice day
(Ba, ba, na, na, ba, ba, ba, na, na)
Have a nice day
(Ba, ba, na, na, ba, ba, ba, na, na)
Have a nice day
(Ba, ba, na, na, ba, ba, ba, na, na)
Have a nice day
(Ba, ba, na, na, ba, ba, ba, na, na)
Have a nice day
(Ba, ba, na, na, ba, ba, ba, na, na)
Have a nice day

You line them up
Look at your shoes
You hang things on your wall
Then you shoot them all

You fly around in planes
That bring you down
To meet we who loves you
Like me crashing to the ground

Are you so lonely?
You don't even know me
But you'd like to stone me

Mr Writer
Why don't you tell it like it is?
Why don't you tell it like it really is?
Before you go on home

I used to treat you right
I'd give you my time
And when I turn my back on you
Then you do what you do

You've just enough in my own view
Education to perform
I'd like to shoot you all

And then you go home
With you on your own
What do you really know

Mr Writer
Why don't you tell it like it is?
Why don't you tell it like it really is?
Before you go on home

And then you go home
With you on your own
What do you even know

Mr Writer
Why don't you tell it like it really is?
Why don't you tell it like it always is?
Before you go on home

Mr Writer
Why don't you tell it like it really is?
Why don't you tell it like it always is?
Before you go on home