Here we are
Dear old friend
You and I drunk again
Laughs have been had and
Tears have been shed
Maybe the whisky's gone to my head
But if I were gay
I would give you my heart
And if I were gay you'd be my work of art
And if I were gay we'd swim in romance
But I'm not gay so get your hands out of my pants
It's not that I don't care, I do
I just don't see myself in you
Another time another scene
I'd be right behind you if you know what I mean
And if I were gay I would give you my soul
And if I were gay I would give you my hole (being)
And if I were gay we would tear down the walls
But I'm not gay so won't you stop cupping my balls?
We've never hugged
We've never kissed
I've never been intimate with your fist
You have opened brand new doors
Get over here and drop... your... DRAAAAAAAAAAAWERS!!!!!!!!!!!