You got me horny in the morning and you kno-o-ow,
I try to call you but I can't find the telephone
I sent a message through the Internet but it rejected,
I wrote a letter and I sent it with the po-o-ost.

The post it takes so long
So I've got to sing this song
To let you know how I feel, what's the deal baby
And I can't wait for you
And the things you make me do,
My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you.

I'm horny,
Horny, horny, horny,
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny, 
I'm horny,
Horny, horny, horny
So horny,
I'm horny, horny tonight.

I searched from town to town but I can't find my bird ooh ooh,
I got so desperate I sent a rocket to the moon
In New York City someone said they saw you singing the blues
But it was a man from Nowhere Land, who looked like you.

I will keep searching on,
This feeling's much too strong,
My heart is ringing and I'm singing this song for you.

I'm horny,
Horny, horny, horny,
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny, 
I'm horny,
Horny, horny, horny
So horny,
I'm horny, horny tonight.

The post it takes so long
So I've got to sing this song
To let you know how I feel, what's the deal baby
And I can't wait for you
And the things you make me do,
My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you.

I'm horny,
Horny, horny, horny,
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny, 
I'm horny,
Horny, horny, horny
So horny,
I'm horny, horny tonight.