Good evening parents, tonight i gonna take you on a tour, Club Bad 
where all the bad little kiddy's go, 
to try to leave there body's, 
by various means of methods, anything necessary, 
some things that you'll quite be acustomed to, 
so i think we'll each and everyone of you, with your own individual, on the camera, 
so that you can take pictures of these bad little kiddy's, doin' these bad little things, 
for tomorrows paper, 
so whatabout your fifthteen dollars and prepare to enter Club Bad 

Wouldn't you know it, not here more than thirty seconds and already I see a bad little kid doin' bad little things, 
he is sucking on a balloon, now, this is not an ordinary balloon, parents, 
it's a balloon filled with the gas called nitrous oxide, laughing gas, hi hi hi hi, ha ha, 
but this is no laughing matter, 
camera's ready prepare the flash 

Now overhere we have little Johnny and Miss Sue, 
smokin' on a joint, this is not the thing to do, 
i think that we have to take pictures of these two, 
camera's ready prepare the flash 

Now overhere we have some naughty naughty kids, 
they brought in they're own liquor, to the party, 
now we cannot have that now parents can we? 
Six packs and Pipes, i think not, so, 
camera's ready prepare the flash 

I’v been the one to party until the end. 
Looking for the after party to began
I’m going down to…La La land. 
I hope to see you soon in…La La Land.

Chorus: 
Something about those little pills, 
unreal, 
the thrills, 
they yell, 
until they kill a million braincells (2x)
 
Now I need to go. 
Who’s going to give me a ride to the aftershow (me!!!), 
I hope that I have enough change , 
so I can make my brain rearranged
 
I’m going down to…La La Land, 
I hope to see you soon in…La La Land
 
Chorus
 
Ooohw, what have I done, 
what happened to the morning. 
I passed the time away, hi today!!!!!
 
(I’ve got to find a way to fill the space in time (7x), I’ve got to fill the space)
 
Chorus
 
La La land is where I need to be, La La Land, is the place that (ah) sets me free
 
Chorus (4x)
 
(La la land, la la land, la la land, la la land)
 
Has anybody seen my brain today? (hey) (2x)