o.k.! I'm a cheerleader now!

U.G.L.Y.
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly
Hey! Hey! You ugly x4

I saw you walking down the street just other day
I didn't see your damage from that far away
I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming
You walked up to me with your buck teeth a-gleaming
Your hair was all frizzy and your face was a mess
I thought it was a sack but it's your favourite dress
You hurt the trees feelings and the birds all flew
I don't mean to insult you - oh yes I do!

Your teeth are yellow they're covered in mould
You're only fourteen you look a hundred years old
When looks were handed out you were last in line
Your face looks like where the sun don't shine
Did you fall off a building and land on your head
Or did a truck run over your face instead
There ain't no pill - cos ain't ill
Your ugly!

U.G.L.Y.
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly
Hey! Hey! you ugly x2

What you really need is to wear a mask
And book that plastic surgeon fast - Girl
You're scary you're hairy I heard about you
You're the main attraction at the city zoo
You're so ugly with a belly full of flab
When you wear a yellow coat people shout out cab! (so funny)
You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big
And with hair like that you should be wearing a wig
Uncle fester remember him
I never knew that you had a twin
You can't disguise your googly eyes
In the miss ugly pageant you win first prize
Your mama says your ugly - You ugly!

U.G.L.Y.
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly
Hey! Hey! you ugly x2

Get busy x15
Your mama says your ugly x3
You ugly

U-U-U-U now I feel like blondie

U.G.L.Y.
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly
Hey! Hey! you ugly x2

Quasimodo
Camelbreath
Squarehead
Ugly!
Chicken legs
Pigface
Chin like bubba
Ugly!
Fish lips
Toad licker
Poindexter
Ugly!
Spaghetti Arms
Limp butt
Freakshow
Ugly!

U.G.L.Y.
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly
Hey! Hey! You ugly

U.G.L.Y. You could make an onion cry
U.G.L.Y. like an alien chased by the F.B.I.

U.G.L.Y. x6

U.G.L.Y.
You ain't got no alibi
You Ugly!

Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy

Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy

Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy

Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy

Ooh stick you
Ooh stick you!

Your mama, your daddy
Your greasy, greasy grandmammy
You got a hole in your panty
Got a big behind like Frankenstein
Going beep-beep-beep down Sesame Street
Toot-toot-toot wear army boots
In your ear with a can of beer
Up your butt with a coconut
OOOHHHH!

Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy

Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy

Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy

Ooh stick you
Ooh stick you!

You go girl!
Eeeehhhhhhh!
Oooooohhhhh!
Aye!

Do you want me to tell you what I really think about you?

You got facial hair like a polar bear
You blow up like a toad and then explode
Your face looks mean like Halloween
You got big red eyes like cherry pies
You got the IQ of a digeridoo
You look insane and got no brain
You got a big fat belly like a bowl full of jelly
Your fat mum Milly looks like Free Willy

Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy

Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy

Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy

Ooh stick you
Ooh stick you!

You go girl!
Ride 'em cowboy!
Yee-ha!
Giddy up horsey!
Ride 'em cowboy!
Pugh! Pugh! Pugh!
It’s like a horror movie isn't it?
Oohh!
Ride 'em cowboy!
Ooh Ooh Eee!
Ride 'em cowboy!

Do you wanna know what
I really think about you?

You're a little kid that looks like a squid- oh no!
You've got a bad perm like a can of worms- oh no!
Cheeks like a balloon ; face like a baboon- oh no!
Everybody knows you eat the nails from your toes &
You rub 'em in dirt and eat them for dessert!

Whatever!

Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy

Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy

Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy

Ooh stick you
Ooh stick you!

You got ears on your face like spock in space!
You got teeth in your head like Mr Ed!
Everybody knows you put fleas in cheese,
Mix them with glue and use it like shampoo!

What?

Ping-pong why am I saying ping-pong?
Ping-pong Ping-pong Ping-pong!
Whatever whatever whatever!

Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy

Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy

Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy

Ooh stick you
Ooh stick you!