A hootch is a girl who thinks she's all that
and also known as a hootchie trying to get money from
all these guys cuz she gots a big bootie so no i'm not 
captain saber hoe, i'm not givin you none of my doe 
don't wanna give you nothin no, so girl don't waste my time

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I don't want no hootch a hootchie get knocked in the head wit
a boot from me haning at da backstage at every concert 
givin up the punanie for free 

I said a hootchie shows her ass and she has no class 
and plus she has dirty and stinky, she got weaves in her hair
and with no underwear and got things like monica lewinsky so noChorus

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If you have fake nails and contact lenses
Oh yes son I'm talking to youIf you buy your clothes from (grand square??)
Oh yes son I'm talking to youIf you have five kids with three different dads
Oh yes son I'm talking to youI say you get happy from my money oh no
I don't want no hootchies, hootchies, hootchies, hootchies,

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